The act of defecating a colossal mass due to the prior night's hearty meal of Chile Con Carnee and Horchata Drink consisting of Mexican tap water.
Greg: Hey Rick? What you do LAst night?
Rick: Jimmy had a sleepover.
Greg: Were you the first to fall asleep?
Rick: Damn skippy.
Greg: What were the consecuences?
Rick: Well, Jimmy shoved his mom's dildo up my ass. But when I woke up and took it out I took a Bif Dump all over his fuken room and everybody in it=D how was u'r night?
Greg: oh thats nice...
well i raped a sweedish tranny and dumped her body in the neighbors pool...but other than that it was pretty chill
A Bif Dif Triffle is similar to a Neeg Nogg in that it is used to describe something incredibly cute. However, it isn't limited to dogs
Oh wow what a cute Bif Dif Triffle you have! Can I pet it?
A fetish that involves having a large woman drop her bif on you as an act of foreplay
"Oh, you like that? How heavy is it? You like it when I bif slam you, don't you?"
"Before I forget". Telling someone something before you get distracted again and forget about it completely.
BIF, can you please start the rice cooker before I come home.
BIF, please hang up the laundry.
Acronym for Boobs In the Face.
Later on Saturday, went to a guys bachelor party. We rented out a small bar, lots of backroom BIF from 2 working girls.
A UK term for a joint or a splif
You wanna go smoke a fat bif?