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I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags June 7, 2011


blogger street cred

Short for "web logger street credibility"

1. The amount of respect you have gained from other members of your blogging community (generally a subcommunity of the overall blogger community, such as "video game bloggers")

2. A term used sarcastically because people who blog do so on the internet, which is widely regarded as the least credible source for information apart from televised news.

That dude totally lost some blogger street cred when he decided to post his views on violence in gaming, which every other video game blogger disagreed with.

by Ryan "Blackguard" Shwayder June 8, 2006

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Christmas letter blogger

A blogger whose blog exists only to brag about the wonderfully perfect parts of their life that they allow the world to see. A braggart, a bore, a major bs artist.

After my son flushed a stuffed toy down the toilet, I wasn't in the mood for that Christmas letter blogger's tales of her perfect life with her perfect children in her perfect house.

by cathymccaughan April 12, 2008

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silent blogger

a blogger on tumblr that posts nothing but pictures and never posts any messages.

silent blogger:

*puppy*
* cookies*
*a puppy*
* a pretty girl*
*whale*
*roller coaster*
* melted crayons*

by heytheregurl October 14, 2011


bloggered

Hosed or broken in a way that puts fixing it out of reach. The web-app equivalent of BSOD.

Several commercial blogging services have components that crash regularly. When a crash happens, users are left at the mercy of the service providers, sometimes for hours or days. Nothing is end-user servicable, and vendors typically don't offer support state, so all a service customer can do is sit back, rage impotently, and hope enough functionality remains to tell users 'that feature is currently bloggered'.

Comments on the site are bloggered...

The permanent links to those archives have gotten bloggered, and since I'd...

Hey Mercury23, republishing the entire site usually works for me in fixing bloggered links...

Link seems to be bloggered a bit...

by d2 at 43rdstateblues March 26, 2008


battle blogger

Someone who says every word that comes to mind while in Voice Comms regardless of who may already be speaking, usually mid-fight in a competitive video game. Everyone hates them.

Dude, Jeff is such a battle blogger I had to force Push-to-Talk on him. And he STILL battle blogged the whole time.

by Noval1th June 5, 2017


Bathroom Blogger

A person who does their deep thought, prolific writing while sitting on the toilet in the privacy of their bathroom. This environment is mentally and creatively stimulating to them and provides them the perfect privacy needed to write. This person is also more likely to be a Toilet Tweeter.

Ken writes two to three blog posts a day from the confines of his toilet, in the privacy of his bathroom. Sometimes this Bathroom Blogger takes his talent to work, spending his entire lunch break on the toilet writing on his laptop.

by K Whitt January 27, 2013