br*tish

A term used by Am*ricans thinking they're better than Europeaans
Zij weten niet hoe goed de Europese unie is!
Behalve N*derlanders
We hate N*derlanders

Hey look at that br*tish guy over there
Br*tish guy: Ik ben niet eens een Brit, het enige is dat ik een Europeaan ben! HAHAHA! deze stomme Am*rican weet niets in geografie

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inf-fh-brs

short term for the german university "Fachhochschule-Bonn-Rhein-Sieg, Fachbereich Informatik".

a university, well known for its crude style of bringing tech related stuff to its students.

studying there could probably harm your health.

guy: "where do you study"
brs-student: "inf-fh-brs"
guy: "oh my god, I was wondering why you are looking so old!!"

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BR Moon

a person who can only complete 60% of any task.

you are acting like a br moon, please step up your game.

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br!t!sh

run. it’s a british. don’t let it queen elizabeth you. if it shouts “ AWT LWEARST AORR SCHWELS” it’s too late babes

“hi i’m br!t!sh”
*runs away from the smelly beast*

br-aw-ther

an annoying younger brother.

(a brother... thats also a bother.)

(kid a)
lets go get a burrito.

(kid b)
i cant.

(kid a)
why not?

(kid b)
because... my moms got me watching my little br-aw-ther all day .

(kid a)
week.

Br-ok-en

To hid the truth that you are sad or depressed

Girl: How are you doing
Guy: ...Br-ok-en

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s[he's] br[ok]en

A single, two-word phrase that contains both the phrases "He's ok" and "She's broken", describing the stereotypically-common occurrence of a male getting over a failed relationship while a female is still devastated by it.

Guy: You're a great girl but it's over.

Girl: But you said you loved me?

Guy: Yeah. But I heard you wouldn't put out if I didn't.

She's broken.

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