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An erythema of the buttocks and upper inner thighs that resembles the red bottom of a baboon, commonly the result of systemic allergic contact dermatitis, or prolonged, rough, doggy-style banging.
1) My Baboon Syndrome was a result of my body's adverse reaction to the injection of ampicillin.
2) I pounded that bitch so hard, she gunna have Baboon Syndrome fo a week!
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Condition in which one's asshole becomes inflamed or dilated or otherwise raw, often due to poor diet (i.e., too much red meat) or overstimulation of general area.
After years of eating spicy meats and high-starch foods, Reginald found that even a slight breeze could send shockwaves across his baboon ass.
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Someone who looks like they have a baboons face. Often confused with "hamster face." Usually related to people with really really large faces, espeically cheaks.
Fiona, you have a baboon face!
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When two niggers are sitting on a bench while eating chicken and watching people walk around.
dude i saw a bench baboon while walking to the store the other day
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a person who partakes in events of professionally raising and ranching in a cow like manner of baboons.
what did u do for a living?
i am a baboon rancher...
i was ranching me some baboons
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A term used when when the entire body is full of thick body hair except the private areas.
He has a lot of hair everywhere and only shaves his man scape area so he looks baboon-ish.
A black baboon is usually used in reference to a black person, probably in an insulting way.
Man, I hate all these black baboons roaming the streets these days. I wish I could just chain em up and whip em like the good old days.