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Awesomeness in the form of strips of pork, that tastes sooo good it makes your day better!
Jeff: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Lou: Too bad dude...you want some bacon?
Jeff: Hells yeah. F**k her anyway I do what I please..mmm tasty
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Bacon grows off trees, primarily ripe in the late spring.
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The greatest thing known to the human race.
"Hey Joe, whats your favorite food?"
"Bacon. Duh."
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The best stuff on earth
It can cure cancer
that pig has some serious dick
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- unwanted email that is not quite spam
- email you signed up for but don't really want
- email you want to receive but don't want in your inbox
When signing up for a free account on that web site they send you an activation email along with seven other "welcome" messages. Those seven messages are bacon.
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possibly the most overrated food on this planet
it's bacon, calm the fuck down
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A Police Officer who is giving you a hard time, or being a "dick".
That bacon was all over my ass, i didnt do shit.
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