cum baguette

When a man has sexual intercourse with a baguette, then removes the baguette off his cock and adds the usual condiments and has it as a wholesome lunch, dinner or brunch. {NOT A BREAKFAST FOOD}

A; I ran out of things to eat yesterday..
B; and...
A; so I had a cum baguette
B; Oh yeah, I luv cum baguettes
A; I like cheez
B; I do not
A; So did you watch 'Hot Hookers' last night?
B; Nah, I just had a cheez cum baguette (which I don't like) and consoled my self to sleep.
A; I like cheez
B; But I did tape Hot Hookers and I plan to watch it tonight. I might have a cum baguette from the reapings.
A; I do like a good cum baguette
B; As do I, without the cheez.
A; I like cheez..
A; And cum baguettes
B; I just like cum baguettes
A; Well you're just an anti-cheezite
B; That was a bad spoonerism
A; But I do like a good cum baguette
B; Well I'll see you tomorrow
A; Yeah
B; Cum baguette you later
A; Yeah, right back at you bra
B; So I'll ring you
A; Yeah, right after I have my cum baguette for breakfast
B; HEY, you can't have a cum baguette for breakfast
A; Why not?
B; Coz it ain't a breakfast food
A; I guess not, I'll just have a piece of cum toast instead
B; That's disgusting

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baguette sandwich

A titwank with chubblies

I fancy a baguette sandwich with extra mayonaisse please

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Baguette Express

A chain of shops, which sell the most amazin' baguettes I've ever had.!
And they are cheap..! Most of the Baguette Express shops are in Scotland.

P.S Perfect combo with Irn-Bru.

Hey dude, can I have a white baguette with Coronation Chicken Spicy, Tomatoes, Mozzarella and Sliced Egg, please!? Oh yeah and some Irn-Bru.?

That will be 3.20 then.. (Cheap as shit!)

Ah man, cant wait to go to Baguette Express, their baguettes are freakin'amazin';

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tea baguette

A woman who is on the receiving end of a "tea bag," during which the dipping of a scrotum into her oral orifice takes place.

Kebin, I just tea bagged your mother, she has now become my tea baguette, for the 4th time today!

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Operation Baguette

The act or intention to... 'Cease' SR_Stancat123's Stupidity.

A common phrase within the SR Community.

Eg - "You know what to do, Operation Baguette!" - SR PUBG

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Douche Baguette

The female equivalent of Douche Bag.

Girl: Go with that Douche Baguette, you two are perfect for each other.

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douche baguette

A common alternative to the Italian "strunzo" or "strunz de asse".

My grandkids, Tom and John, are really getting on my nerves. Oh well, what to you expect. They're a couple of real douche baguettes. Madonna.

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