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1.) When you're turning onto a road and the car on the opposite side goes at the same time, but turns in front of you and pulls into the opposite lane. 2.) Two cars are going around in a circle at the same time.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that car spin around us?
Person 2: Yeah, it was like car ballet!
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When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm
I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper
The Cheetah, Gentleman's Club
No Honey, we are going to a cultural event. The Spring street ballet, if you must know!
the third album of the band Chiodos, although technically their first album was under the name "the chiodos bros."
regardless, it kicks ass
Dude i bought Bone Palace Ballet last night and it was just so beautiful that i cried
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One of the best ballet schools in all of Southern California. There are so many amazing dancers who go to this studio, and they win very many competitions and get accepted into very prestigious dance programs later in life. Located in Orange County, CA and directed by Salwa Rizkalla.
Dancer 1: So where do you dance?
Dancer 2: Southland Ballet Academy.
Dancer 1: Oh I see. So you win everything at YAGP?!
Used as a sort of comeback at a persons question that is either considered stupid or has an easy answer.
This is also used when a someone asks a question that you do not understand or do not know how to explain
Person 1: "dude, how is that even spelt?"
Person 2: "ugh, what even is ballet?"
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When someone shits on a toilet seat and closes the lid
Oh man last night I had to shit so bad I ended up having to do a “trumps missing ballets”