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One whom decreases the level of banter in the room for they themselves do not enjoy the banter. And in doing so sucking up all the banter ergo A Banter Hoover.
Lee: Ahh Jess you heading out tonight?
Jess: Nawh i've a rowing head race in two weeks i can't drink.....
Lee: Fml you're such a Banter Hoover!!
A banter wanker is a person who joins a banter group only to moan that there is no banter. They can usually be found driving a Volkswagen Transporter, and they normally wear old cock rings in their ear lobes.
Ben: This group is shit it has no Banter.
Rachael: shut up Ben you banter wanker.
Ben: you don't know what real banter is
Rachael: Is that a cock ring in your ear ben?
A sorry individual who claims others banter as his own.
Commonly grabs banter from one group of friends and recycles it to use on another group, hence claiming it as their own.
Vinny: Oi Wreck, I saw a German bloke in a herlequin suit when I was in Amsterdam the other week! Unbelievable banter!
Wreck: Yea?? Really?? U cunt, Mills already told me that story, u fuckin banter burglar
" the art of artless dancing whilst partaking in chat that is playful, intelligent and original!! "
We had such a fun night dancing last night..it was proper Balter Banter!
A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.
'He's gone to see that bird again'
'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'
'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'
Legend has it that the gift of banter is handed down to unsuspecting trainee Banter Merchant's through a mysterious figure named Banter Clause. There has never been any convincing or sound historical evidence to support the myth as indeed true. But supposed sightings have occurred during many Banterful occassions such as lads on the pre lash and at the party which is full of muff and beer! This makes Banter Clause a worthy LAD!
John: 'Its the night before Friggies big party! I hope Banter Clause gives me a good supply of Banter for the LOL's that should ensue!'
Russell: 'Yeah! I've been a banterful chap this week! So I hope I'm in Banter Clause's good books!
John: 'OOO I'm sceptical mate, don't think you were enough of a banterful top lad when you were pulling that bird last night mate!'
Russell: ':('
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the banter that comes hand in hand with a night on the lash. Some would say that the lash banter flows at the same rate as the beer, as more beer is drunk lash banter improves. lash banter is often harsh but can be used as an excuse for excessive tomfoolery.
Q:"do you remember trying to sleep with my girlfriend last night"
A:"It was just lash banter"
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