paige barker

A girl who swallows pure saussage but makes up for being a sket with her nice bum.

I meeting a paige barker later

jordan barker

a fucking twig

look at jordan barker.

ma barker

A concealed carry gun

"I got a Ma Barker in case the deal goes south".

Mr. Barker

The best, funniest, most helpful and caring Math teacher you'll ever meet. He constantly makes jokes during class, and you end up laughing even though you've heard them quite a few times before.

Students: *walk into class*
Mr. Barker: "Good morning, ladies and jellybeans!"
Students (in unison): "Good morning, Sir!"

sydney barker

Sydney barker is a chode

Sydney barker hates everyone

Bob-Barkered

Having your pet spayed or neutered.

I got my dog Bob-Barkered yesterday, no more puppies for her!

Cara Barker

Cara Barker is a weirdo. She is a Post Malone fan and surprisingly has a lot of friends. Cara likes memes

Tom: Hey Cara Barker!
Cara Barker: Hey Tom!