Johan Barker

Johan is the type of guy who would do the homework for you if you asked kindly.

Johan Barker can you help me?

Yes of course share the document with me!

ma barker

A concealed carry gun

"I got a Ma Barker in case the deal goes south".

jordan barker

a fucking twig

look at jordan barker.

Mr. Barker

The best, funniest, most helpful and caring Math teacher you'll ever meet. He constantly makes jokes during class, and you end up laughing even though you've heard them quite a few times before.

Students: *walk into class*
Mr. Barker: "Good morning, ladies and jellybeans!"
Students (in unison): "Good morning, Sir!"

sydney barker

Sydney barker is a chode

Sydney barker hates everyone

Bob-Barkered

Having your pet spayed or neutered.

I got my dog Bob-Barkered yesterday, no more puppies for her!

Cara Barker

Cara Barker is a weirdo. She is a Post Malone fan and surprisingly has a lot of friends. Cara likes memes

Tom: Hey Cara Barker!
Cara Barker: Hey Tom!