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The most amazing sport ever created. It requires a tremendous amount of athletic ability and mental understanding. People who think baseball is easy and boring obviously have never played and realize that their own sport sucks ass.
*Person 1 talking to someone else*
Person 1: Dude, I hit a walk off grand slam the other day!
Person 2: Baseball is gay! It's boring as hell and so easy!
Person 1: Oh yeah? Why don't you try to play then?
Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to look like a fag.
Person 1: No, you're a fag because you think soccer is
more than just running around and kicking a ball for 3 hours.
Person 2: You don't know shit about soccer
Person 1: Actually I do, I played it until I finally noticed that it sucked.
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a sport that used to be enjoyable and fun to follow, but has been ruined by the likes of high-payroll teams such as Red Sox, Dodgers, Angels, and Yankees, buying out all the fire-pwer from smaller markets.
Baseball is the only sport where I feel like my favorite team will never have a fair shot at success, thanks to those rich, cock-sucking clubs and the MLB draft which hardly helps.
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a “sport” for gay guys who think there cool playing a un athletic sport
hey your gay
how did you know
because you play baseball
A very overrated sport with a bunch of f boys who all think they are the coolest people ever and walk around like they own the world. When in reality they are just rude and annoying people with bigger butts than girls
Baseball is a sucky overrated sport
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The sport that perfectly captures what Americans want in sports: Very little action to cater for the usually non-athletic players, mind-numbing stopping and starting, for the ADD-affected fans, and a whole lot of gayness. It is basically a girl's game(rounders) that has been over-hyped so Americans don't feel stupid. Created, like most American sports, because Americans can't win at any true international team sports. Americans needed a game which required characteristics only Americans had I.e. the ones stated above, so Baseball was born. Definitely a lot better than American "football" though. That definitely takes the cake for the most boring, unpopular, fat boy gay ritual. No American "football" fan can hate on Baseball.boreball sleepball fatball steroidball hot-dog ball
American sports fan: Hey, did you catch the baseball game last night?
TRUE sports fan: No. It must have been a very exciting game. *giggles.* What were the highlights?
American sports fan: Oh, there were Budweiser commercials, and Doritos commercials, and there were some fat spectators fighting....
TRUE sports fan: I'm talking about the game itself. Why did you watch it? Were there any homeruns etc.
American sports fan: Now you know no one watches sports for sports sake, right? We watch for the ads, the cheerleaders..
TRUE sports fan: Only in America.
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When straight men do during the summer(gay men play Lacrosse).
I am not gay because I play baseball.
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A simple sport that turns guys into pussies that feel the need to defend their "sport" over Urban Dictionary. Not America's pastime, it sucks.
Okay, I am just responding to that really long definition about the kid who said that baseball was an "unathletic" sport.
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The first sentence of one terrible definition.
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