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The best international school in Beijing, near the much inferior Beijing international bilingual academy
Student 1: Yo my fellow BIBA student, I’m transferring to ISB(International school of Beijing)
Student 2: you get to escape this Australian gulag?!! That’s amazing!
All that is required is a set of Chinese handcuffs.
How do you keep an Asian in bondage?
Answer: Beijing bondage.
A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month
Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.
A Beijing Lollipop is when an old Chinese man gets sucked off by a man and a woman at the same time.
Man, I enjoyed that Beijing Lollipop more than I thought I would!
A sexual position involving several brothers standing in a semi-circle around a horse, (or in extreme cases, a human pretending the role as a horse, although that is less common) and ejaculate on the horse in unison until it is soaked.
"I'm really proud of my first Beijing Horseshoe! We Beijing Horseshoe'd the shit out of that horse!"
"Oh cool, but you say 'we' who did you do it with?"
"My brothers of course, why else would i say that i did a Bejing Horseshoe?"
having intimate relations while watching the 2008 Summer Olympics
"Before we went out tonight we watched the backstroke and had some Beijing Booty."
This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.
P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"