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I hate this job, lets sac it like a massive bellend.
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usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.
He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.
A circumcised penis
A bellend without a foreskin
His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend
He's got a nice clean bare bellend
It takes him a long time as he has a bare bellend
The ladies long a clean bare bellend
If your a men and women/men like to give you oral sex and you enjoy and do it alot
My neighbour Dave must have a Battenburg Bellend as I've seen alot of different women coming from his house at night.
You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!