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Getting a blowjob to remove your kidney stones.
Angelica was happy to give Josh a Wisconsin Bendy Straw to reduce his pain.
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A nicer way of saying or typing the word, "Hell".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".
Why the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws did you break those light bulbs in Mikey's bed?!?
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.
It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.
Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw
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A woman who bakes really well but will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING you want. She’s a great baker but a better fuck, don’t mess with Bendy Crocker. She likes it hot and steamy, by the oven.
Did you try those cookies Bendy Crocker made? I fucked her while she baked them.
Bendy Wendy comes from a sick funny tv show. It is a very funny thing and whoever uses this name is hot and sexy.
Man: *outstreches his finger*
Wendy: "When I see a outstretched finger I have to.. BENDY WENDY"
He’s the worst ro-wrestler ever and he stole John Balor’s world title after two minutes and it was John Balor’s dream and he crushed it because he’s a big loser
Bendy Omega sucks
Yeah he sucks he stole John Balor’s world title after two minutes
Wow what a jerk
songs that go harder than the first wrestling match I've seen
wrestler:*bodyslams a guy from the ceiling*
bendy fan songs:ammature