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A small french-american private school located in Berkeley Ca. The Middle School and the elementary school are 2 blocks away from each other. The Middle school only holds 100 or less kids and is really strict. The children have apple laptops for education. The school is not the best school due to the mean teachers and all the rules
a: what school do u go to
b: Ecole Bilingue de Berkeley
a: ooo that sucks
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The idea that women at UC Berkeley should be giving niggas head (brain) because they are cute enough to decline the request in most cases.
Bro: What y’all boutta get into?
Me: Me and this girl boutta get busy
Bro: Fr?
Me: Yeah she got that brain like Berkeley .
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Known for its many junkies, street crime and stabbing's the most common phrase in Berkeley is " Ill Stab You" Some say this is the official greeting when a local passes by, so don’t be to alarmed when they ask you for a smoke and your whole wallet contents they are just offering a friendly gesture. Berkeley is also known for its famous drive through offering a menu larger then McDonalds’ of Illegal drugs the safest way to enter Berkeley is by car you should always keep your doors locked unless buying from the famous drive through the dealer’s pride themselves on good service and quality product.
So take a drive you will be surprised especially by the stench of the lake due to the many decomposing bodies from past visitors that were rude and did not offer up the smokes and there wallet contents.
Berkeley New South Wales
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A 6 day festival where there are thousands of kiddie rides, and 3 good rides on average, all run by people who don't know a word of english. They've got good food, but the band, rides, and games suck. In fact, just go, get your damn Zapples, watch the show, and leave. Unless your related to a fireman. In which case, stay. You get free VIP wristbands for the rides. Sure, they're kiddie rides, but who cares?
"Screw you guys, I'm GOING HOME!" Cartman said when we saw the Berkeley Heights Mt. Carmel Feast.
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The homosexual act of two men from Butte Montana (typically Police Officers) engaging in anal sex. Man #1 spits on the asshole of Man #2 then proceeds to aggressively drill his ass until he finishes. Man #1 will then relieve his bladder inside of Man #2. The volatile mixture of spit, blood, shit, semen, and urine is then released onto the face of Man #1. This maneuver can cause vomiting, burning, blindness, and in some cases death.
I let the rookie do a Berkeley Pit on my face! I hope my wife doesn’t find out about it.
A quiet person who looks really nice. Os always smiling and loves everyone. When you get to know her she is salty and feisty. She is mean but is secretly always longing for more. Using mean as a barrier. Wants to he accepted and is a little insecure. She is pretty with brown hair and brown eyes.
Lora-Berkeley is so sweet