Birch

A type of wood that attracts the ladies. Known for it’s romantic blue flame.

I lit a fire with some Birch logs and got laid instantly.

Birch

Wood that gets woman aroused.

I was at a non fire. We through in the Birch and the woman came from everywhere.

Birch

You tried to text your bitch ass friend bitch but it auto corrected to birch and now you gotta stick to birch and use it as a more hurtful and personal replacement of bitch

You: man fuck your birch ass

Friend: ahhh you can’t spell

You: I ment that

Birch

A women with very big and pointy nipples. You can most likely see them through her bra

Man one: Look at that birch over there
Man two: look at the size of those

Birch

A Fancy Bitch

I saw some Colorado Birches and they were so majestic.

Birch

When autocorrect refuses to let you cuss and corrects "bitch" to "birch".

Birch, you playing to much!

Birch

Absolute fucking zyn lord Mfer be in science class with Pablo Escobar and still doing more coke than him. Gaslighting champ of the year women don’t speak to him unless he text first. Either a dope ass guy or a huge asshole

Guy 1: did you see birch in class today?
Guy 2: he was buzzing like a be

Guy 1: he’s literally osamzyn Ladin