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A 'Blanket Lifter', is the term given to the fiercely powerful fart in bed that has the power to raise aloft the bed sheets much to the disdain of the partner laying akin.
What the fuck did you do that for?? You scared me AND the dog (Which shot clean off the bed and into the hall yelping!!!) Next time you need a blanket lifter go to the fucking toilet you dirty bastard, you nearly had my eye out!
Farting under the sheet and then wafting it with the sheets in the direction of your significant other.
I gave Jane the worst blanket bomb last night.
The confusion one feels when trying to figure out whether to keep his/her blankets on or off. Typically experienced in the winter and summer seasons.
Joe: Last night sucked man. Blanket confusion kept me up for so long...
Matt: Sucks to suck!
Someone who you want to cuddle in a blanket with.
Bob: Hey girl, do you want to be blanket buddies?
Stacy: Hell nah bitch, I don't wanna cuddle with yo ugly ass.
It's a word to define curtains
"I see you have your windows boarded up,"
"Yeah I have the glass just not the window blankets."
"You mean curtains.?"
"Yeah those."
Someone who doesn't like to share the blanket. Rolling themselves up like they were wrapped in a cocoon, leaving you blanket-less and shivering.
You are such a blanket hogger.
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When a girl is cold in the middle of the night, she will call out to her boyfriend or booty call or whoever is in her bed, the boo blanket is the warm body who she will call to roll over and warm her up.
Baby, I need my boo blanket, come over here and give it to me.
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