blank-face

To stare at someone who is obviously wrong, lying, inappropriate, or asking you something you will never answer. The blank stare continues until they realize their mistake and the awkwardness reaches fever pitch.

So, he said he called, but since there was no record of this on my caller id, no missed calls on my cell, and no message on either phone, I blank-faced him until he admitted that he had meant to call me but hadn't actually called me.

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blank stare

That look that misguided people give you when you've just confused them.

Person 1: The square root of -1 is i.
Person 2: Blank stare.

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Point Blank

1. up-close.
2. right here, right now, in your face and/or in your ear. Used when someone is trying to prove a point.
3. the closest distance between anything that's good and bad.

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Shooting Blanks

Blowing your load, but producing no sperm that is capable of impregnating a woman.

"Man, we've been trying to have a kid for ages, I'm shooting blanks at the moment."
Q: "Didn't you use a rubber?"
A: "Nah, I'm shooting blanks."

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shoot blanks

to be infertile and unlikely to impregnate a woman by having sex with her (from a term used to describe the firing a gun loaded with bullets designed not do harm to the target)

She never realized he was shooting blanks until he hesitated about buying condoms. (example of shoot blanks)

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firing a blank

Where you go to take a shit, but you only end up farting.

Thought I was bout to drop a hugeass deuce, but I just ended up firing a blank.

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Wank Blank

A blanket used (instead of socks, rags, etc) used solely for jacking ur beans into

Yeah man she gave me blue balls so i used my wank blank to take care of it