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The elegantly crafted art of using human period blood to create a painting; menstrual blood-art.
Esmeralda couldn't wait until she started her period because her Lunar Blart ad was blowing up her phone with eager Period-Piece Enthusiasts.
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To shit yourself while blarting, shitting yourself while trying to fart while riding a rascal- wheelchair, or on any seat.Usually accompanied by a special musical tune that's special to the Blart, made by the combination of fluttering asscheeks and seat,which has a squeaky quality.
"We've got to go now Jenny-I just tried to fart and I Blart sharted all over the place.Its dripping in my shoes already, now hurry up and help me out of this rascal."
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the act of faking a heart attack (or other serious health problem) to make an excuse to get out of watching the horrible movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
1:Dude, i hear james had a heart attack!!
2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a Blart Attack
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Similiar to blart, but occurs when many people are competing for title of biggest blarter
Aeryck and Ed were blarting back and forth so much, that it turned into a straight out Blart-a-thon!
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One of the best anime ever made. It is almost as good as Shrek.
Let's watch Paul Blart mall cop today! It is a good anime!
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One of the Funniest movies made by mankind
Steve : Bro, have you seen Paul Blart Mall Cop yet?
Gerald : Nah, but i really want to
Steve : Be prepared to laugh
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