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n. the inevitable syndrome comprising the full consequences of eating at an all-you-care-to-eat churrascaria. Starting with meat sweats and eventually progressing to meat shits.
"I had so much linguica and picanha last night at Fogo de Chao... I've been praying for a Brazilian blowout all morning."
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When a girl gives you a blowjob, and after you cum in her mouth, she spits it in the asshole of another girl.
My girlfriend gave me a threesome for my birthday and then she gave the girl joining us a brazillian blowout.
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A dangerous and costly sex act wherein an attractive Brazilian man stimulates the woman's vagina by blowing a "raspberry" for approximately 45 minutes at a time. A very disorienting procedure, this can only safely be accomplished by men classically trained in the nearly forgotten Brazilian vibratory lip singing sport known as "mawanablowyamons".
Susan had purchased three sessions of Brazilian Blowout's during her 5 hour port visit from the cruise she had been saving up for. She knew that this "Brazilian Blowout" could be dangerous, but after ten years in the monastery she yearned to call out "Oh God, yes!" and not really mean it. She was working her way up to the mythical turfucken.
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When someone is talking and their voice breaks or cracks.
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The process of using small amounts of explosives to blast off your pubic hair.
Matt: "Where are you going this weekend, Seth?"
Seth: "I'm gonna give my girl a Brazilian Blowout."
Matt: "Sweet."
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when an overly gay man named Jordan dresses retarded to go out with his BFFL (his only friend) and get shit on by older white males.
Jordan is a hot mess. He had an anal blowout last night....and liked it.
That old white man sure did BLAST Jordan's face with his anal blowout!
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Having so much diarrhea that you get a chafed anus. An extremely sore anus.
I had a starfish blowout this morning because I ate too much taco bell last night.