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blue balls

blue balls is a form of power over men for women. when a woman feels that a man is not giving her the respect she deserves, that he has a small dick or is unattractive, that she wants revenge for whatever reason or is angry at the man, she will sexually arouse the man, but not give him the satisfaction of ejaculation. after a long time, this creates intense pain in his balls, and the woman can feel the sweet, sweet joy of power that women, in our culture, seldom feel over men.

"He was being an asshole and telling me that I would be a great notch in his belt. So I gave him blue balls... that should teach him to talk to women right!"
"Yeeaaah, girl!"

"He told me that he liked me best when I didn't talk, then said, 'Let's fuck.' He was small, too; why would I want to fuck that? I gave him blue balls instead. Haha selfish bastard."

by pakmafafmr April 9, 2009

58๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blue Ball

When your girl gets you all worked up but doesnt fisish you off. Makes your balls hurt untill you make yourself (or pay a ho) cream.

Me and my girl were hard at it last night till that bitch blue balled me. But i needed a bicep workout anyway.

by Just another horny teenager March 12, 2009

54๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blue Balls

After a girl dick teases you and you dont come, thats where blue balls come in

My name is Jordan Trochimchuk and i have blue balls!

by bradman686 February 10, 2010

36๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blue Balls

When Bluke gets a nom point and doesn't have the balls to nom anyone, he sits on it until the pain becomes to much and he busts his nut randomly

Wow blukes got another nom? Blue Balls is back on the menu

by Notgettingnommedthisweek March 5, 2018

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Blue Balls

Another word for your testicles being cold.

When I jumped in the frigid cold ocean. My testicles became blue balls.

by Mr. Survivor February 27, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blue Balls

When you want some pussy but cant get any.

This story is giving me Blue Balls

by TheDrunkenFROG January 18, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


blue balls

the ultimate revenge!

girl 1: so, did you get to hook up with anyone last night?
girl 2: yeah, remember that sleeze ball John who donkey punched me? I went to his place and gave him a mad case of blue balls!
girl 1: bravo!

by mkannnieexx March 27, 2008

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