The Dog's Bollocks: Came into being after watching the dog repeatedly wash his testicles (with tongue) and consideration of why the said dog should repeat the said act repeatedly: Conclusion: he finds it extremely enjoyable hence "it's the dog's bollocks"
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the ultamate sware word... can be used in many contexts.
1) dogs bollocks - the best
2) ohh bollocks - showing somthing bad happened
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Someone who has a massive butt ugly slap head with horrible pubic like, fuzzy hair and no fringe.
Isn't that Keith Harris and Orville? He's got a right bollock head.
There goes Jayne from the office, hope she doesn't sit with us for lunch...the ugly bollock head
A vagina wielding bitch hot enough to empty your bollocks with a mere glance
Jed: Daryl, ur moms a real bollock emptier.
Daryl: ya shes hot bro, i fapped off already today over her.
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Bollock black is when someone is at the darkest of angry. They have reached a certain depth of angry, so deep that they are black with anger.
Kallum: *makes immense noise*
Ollie: *chases Kallum in anger*
Kallum: βfuck! heβs bollock black nowβ