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The worst fucking goddamn show on television at the moment, wait no not even at the moment because the fucking thing was cancelled thank god. This 'TV show' consisted of a Walrus disguised as a human forcing her 6 year old daughter to attend beauty pageants, yes you fucking heard correctly, this terrible excuse for a mother gives me a reason to hate America, and I fucking love America, but this atrocity caused me to hate families like this, the whole goddamn family is so overweight they could be compressed and turned into a wrecking ball, its like they deep-fry lard for their breakfast, lunch and sodding dinner. This is honestly how the rest of the world sees America, not like the normal fucking people there, no, they see Americans as overweight opportunists who would take their 15 minutes of fame and do anything to milk it dry for as long as possible, and don't even get me started on the 'Go-Go Juice'. This fucking thing screams "SPONTANEOUS SEIZURE" in a bottle, you know what this fucking- this- THING contains? Red Bull, Mountain Dew and PURE FUCKING GASOLINE, and a 6 year old is drinking it?- Now I would start calling the Morgue, the FBI, the Police, and the CPA because that shit is UNACCEPTABLE!I just hate this show so much. You know what I'd rather watch? Fucking Justin "I wish you were aborted" Bieber stroking Jennifer Lawrence while licking his lips and staring passionately at the camera, now i know that would never happen but still, I'd rather watch that than... THIS!
"These other girls are crazy if they think they can beat Honey Boo-Boo child"- Honey Boo Boo, Yes insert the fucking facepalm and loss in faith of humanity here.
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"Let's go get some Boo Boo Shmack and smoke it."
"Sounds swell"
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1. That stuff you spray on a wound to make it feel better.
2. Liquid Band-Aid.
Carly Shay: Ok give me the spray stuff.
Spencer Shay: The what stuff?
Carly Shay: I dont know what its called, the boo boo spray.
Slang for really, really, really, SUPER potent weed. Usually shortened to boo for ambiguity. Supposedly coined by this guy named Pimp Dog who did this amazing free-style at this party i was at.
1) "You gadat boo?"
2) "Hey bro, i burned some Boo Boo Shmack yesterday, went fuckin' blind.. turns out, my eyelid muscle permanently broke. Too much THC homie, eyes cracked for life."
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A name for a bitch that ain't special.... Most known as the nickname of Anika by Cookie Lyons on Empire
Cookie to Anika: Shut up Boo Boo Kitty you ain't special...thats my man
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E-boo-boos occur frequently on internet message boards when insults, jabs, barbs, zings, and snarky, sarcastic comments are directed at thin skinned individuals who can't take it and go running to the board admins to complain that their feelings have been hurt.
Example of E-boo-boo
ghendar: From now V**R**** will be known as VJB
V**R****: wah, wah, wah. Board admin!!! They're picking on me!
Board Admin (to rest of board): All your zing are belong to me. Stop it or I'll ban you.
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a buddy for everyone in bikini bottom
fish: boo boo keys!
fish 2: snake eyes!
fish 3 : funny muffler!
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