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When a man is giving anal but can’t get his whole dick in because a shit is blocking it from going any deeper.
“Her arse was boulder blocked last night so I couldn’t fuck it properly until she had a good shit and cleaned herself up”
Inserting balls in anus during missionary postion.
She said it would hurt her butt but I explained Stink Boulders are safe to try on the first date.
A knee afflicted with inflammatory arthritis.
Shaun: Holy Shit, what's that Rick?
Rick: That'd just be my Boulder-Knee son.
The sexual act of moulding a 20-meterboulder into your hand and chiselling it into a fist with your dick/strap-on. Then during sex, ask your partner to turn around and bend over, only to surprise them with a rusty hard rock up their sweet ass and ravage their insides with vigor and tenacity, flamboyantly shaking your fist around their insides before suddenly pulling out to let the juices flow inside-out and offer it to Lord Ochinchin.
David: I gave my girlfriend a boulder fisting for her anniversary present.
Hans: What the fuck man, you literally just obliterated her?!
a really fucking small, woodsy place in the bay area. contains one mexican restaurant.
man: we just moved to boulder creek here
wife: a scorpion just crawled out of our pile of firewood...
neighbor: that shit happens
A load of Shit SO BIG you'd think a full grown Human is Crawling out of your anus.
oh yeah, and your Ass Bleeds Buckets.
SHIIIIIT! I can't Fucking Finish this Poop Boulder... I think it's a Hemorroid.
a male word for massive breasts!!!
"look at those shoulder boulders!!"