boxer snot

Post ejaculation secretions that moisten your boxers after sex.

Man, I really need to wash my drawers, they are crusty with boxer snot.

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cosby boxers

similar to cosby sweater

when a guy or girl eats a fruity cereal before giving a guy a blowjob and proceeds to vomit all over his penis/pelvic area while trying to deepthroat. these "boxers" would, in theory, match the awful sweaters that bill cosby wore in the 1980s.

Girl: I can't go any further! *vomits*

Guy: *slaps girl* Bitch, you just gave me a pair of cosby boxers!!

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Cock Boxer

Person who masturbates two cocks at the one time whilst in the kneeling position. The actions of the hands approximates that of a sparring boxer. Terminology used to describe a person considered to be a dick-head or ass hole.

I was running late for work and this policeman gave me a $400 speeding ticket. What a cock boxer.

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bull boxer

a cross between a boxer and any bullterrier such as "english bull terrier" "staffordshire terrier". excellent dogs idiots think their pitbulls:S

i hav a bull boxer...

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A boxers lunch

Punching oneself in the stomach in a crude and ineffective attempt to stave off hunger.

Ah man, I can't be fucked going to the kitchen, time for a boxers lunch.

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Sleeping in boxers

Sleeping in boxers is when men (usually) sleep in nothing but their boxers. This is considered the most comfortable and healthy way of sleeping besides sleeping naked.

Jerry saw his friend lying on his sofa sleeping in boxers.

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Boxer Chef

A boxer chef can be a girl or guy who is wearing boxers and wakes up at an un-godly hour (i.e 2am-4am) to cook a legitimate meal (i.e pot roast or chicken breast, pasta) or a formidable snack (i.e break and bakes or cinnamin rolls)

Alex is such a "Boxer Chef", he gets up every morning at 2am makes a batch of cornbread muffins in his polka-dot boxers, and goes back to bed.

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