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"dog's breakfast," which has been British slang for "a complete mess" since at least the 1930s. While no one took the time to write down the exact origin of the phrase, the allusion involved seems to be to a failed culinary effort, perhaps a burned or botched omelet, fit only for consumption by the mouth of last resort, Fido. As a vivid figure of speech meaning something so fouled up as to be utterly useless, "dog's breakfast" can cover anything from a play plagued by collapsing scenery to a space mission ruined by a mathematical error. "Dog's dinner," which seems to have appeared around the same time, means exactly the same sort of disaster, but has the advantage of being attractively alliterative. Both phrases are heard occasionally in the U.S., but are more common in the U.K. and Commonwealth countries.
That bedroom looks like a dog's breakfast. Clean it up man!
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The superhero cartoon Scandinavian monkey who wants to spread the goodness of breakfast to the world! Drawn and co-created by My Chemical Romance singer Gerard Way, the cartoon was rejected, and now only the the sample episode exsists. You can watch it at thebreakfastmonkey.com
"Hello, I am The Breakfast Monkey! Would you like some eggs?"
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1.The worst possible sex act. An absolute. So heinous that the details of the act cannot be completely articulated.
2.The worst possible thing. The opposite of the Platonic Form of the Good.
3.A meal served at certain university cafeterias in Seattle featuring horrible tasting sausage and rice.
4.An explicative.
1. I would have given her an Island Breakfast, but I don't have a reciprocating saw.
2. "Charlie's Angels Full Throttle" is the Island Breakfast of movies.
3. The Island Breakfast looks good, I'll have that! (20 minutes before vomiting)
4.Is***d Br*****st!
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a joint and a cup of black coffee (best in the morning, can be enjoyed at every hour)
Rose: Hey wanna go for a mimosa brunch tomo?
Miri: Nah, let's do a dutch breakfast at mine
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When you wake up in the morning and smoke an opioid pill (preferably Oxycontin) off of a piece of tinfoil, inhaling the smoke through a pen cap or other plastic tube.
Damn, Chris is a straight fiend. He told me he has a Kentucky Breakfast every morning just to keep his hands from shaking while he drinks his coffee.
When milk and fruit loops are inserted into the anus and is eaten with a silver spoon.
I gave my girlfriend a Breakfast Anus today. Yummmmy!
When you have a black coffee and a cigarette on your balcony in your tiny apartment somewhere in the city or in your huge house in the countryside.
“Hey Sebastian, you wanna have some breakfast the european way?”
“Yeah man I’d love some european breakfast!”