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News reporter: The Brexit deal has gone through
Me: Farewell, loved one
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Saying goodbye to everyone and desperately trying to leave, but being tripped on the way out, having your drink spiked, tires punctured, and car keys taken.
The Remainer elite (a.k.a. sore losers) is holding the country to ransom. It is blocking a democratic election as it conspires with EU officials to force through another Brexiting delay!
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When you take a shit later in the day but it smells like what you ate for breakfast.
I just took a huge brexit and it smelled of hash-browns.
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To act British or to otherwise decide on a ridiculous choice in order to be cool and/or rebellious.
Person 1: Wow, I really wish I studied for my Biology exam!
Person 2: I guess you did a Brexit there, buddy!
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When politicians do the bad things and mess up
"What do you mean get rid of free health care?"
"This is just like Brexit!"
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When you meet friends for breakfast or brunch but something suddenly comes up and you have to leave early.
Sorry guys, something came up and I have to Brexit.
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A breakfast cereal that is hard and crunchy and takes a long time to chew.
Britain was taking in a whole lot of Brexit
Theresa May was stuffing some Brexit Deals into her handbag
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