Nut Bridge

The Nut Bridge is a bridge in Northern California, popular among locals for featuring the word ‘nut’ graffiti’d several times across the entire length of the bridge. It is unknown who is spray-painting the words, although it is a running joke with residents throughout the Bay Area+surrounding Norcal cities.

-Yo homie check it out! It’s the nut bridge!

-Tf so special about it yo?

-Not sure, it’s legendary around here tho

Alter Bridge

75% (Ex)Creed, 25% Myles Kennedy, 100% awesome.

Very underrated and talented band. Great singer, great guitarist, great drums and bass. Go to a live show, you WILL NOT regret it!
Too bad Scott Stapp had to climb out of his hole and organize a damn Creed reunion tour- just when Alter Bridge was taking off. No worries though- once Creed (aka the Scott Stapp show) fails, A.B will pick up where they left!
Long live Alter Bridge! \m/

Joe: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

Jack: Dunno? What?

Joe: Alter Bridge happens, that's what!

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dick bridge

A sexual position involving two males and one female. One male penetrates the female from behind while the other man receives a blowjob from the woman. The men can either high five (similar to the Eiffel Tower) to create a suspension bridge or leave their arms down

Steve and I built a dick bridge with some slut the other day

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Log Bridge

When a piece of feces produced is long enough to span from one side of the toilet bowl to the other, with sufficient rigidity to fully suspended itself above the water. This is reminiscent of a fallen tree over a gorge that is so cliche in movies.

"What happened to my toothbrush?"

"Oh, sorry dude. I made a log bridge this morning, and it won't go down when I flushed. I had to break the bridge in half with your toothbrush so it would fall into the water."

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donkey bridge

A mental tool to make a connection between one idea and another, specifically for simple ideas that only a donkey would need help remembering. A mnemonic is an example.

Professor: B-cells mature in the Bone marrow while T-cells mature in the Thymus. B with B and T with T. That's a simple donkey bridge for you to remember when studying the immune system.

Student: What the crap is a donkety bridge?

Professor: (see definition)

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spit bridge

When kissing and your lips part having a huge line of saliva or spit between the two. Usually accidental.

Kissing my boyfriend the other day, we finished off by having a long spit bridge.

Bridge Moment

When you are an Epic Gamer, but your game is too Epic for you to handle, thus resulting in you blurting out the N-Word. This originates from the moment when Pewdiepie once did this on stream, and proceeded to be Cancelled by everyone.

Felix: What a N-word! (substitute this with the real thing)
Everyone is a 5 mile radius: Bruh Bridge Moment

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