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British people are often ugly with bad teeth and are very fond of tea.
British women are often fat ugly slobs
Plastered in fake tan.
Guy1: I saw this guy the other day he was ugly with horrible teeth
and his wife was fat and orange!
Guy2: He was probaly british
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Members of a fictional country who struggle living in the shadow of the irish, expressing their frustration with stabbings and transphobic remarks. They have a queen yet are not bees.
British: "Oi mate, I'm British, where are you-"
Normal person: "please stay away from me"
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Awesome people, but terrible food.
Spotted-Dick? I think I'll pass...British food is gross.
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A stuck up snobby person with an annoying accent, who trashes America because they been fucked in the ass by the USA
British person: I hate Americans so much
Intellect: At least we don’t have sticks up our ass
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british people. we're normal people. yea you get the chavs and roadman but it's not as bad as you think. we don't all drink tea. we don't all say "wagwan bruv what you sayin". we don't know the queen. AND NO. WE DON'T ALL HAVE MASSIVE EYEBROWS. oh also, majority of us DO know millie b and soph aspin sends. little t's music, we all know it unless you're posh :) we don't all say love either 😭
what americans think "i'm british love, would you like a cup of tea darling?"
what we actually say "im bri ish, you wanna meet at maccies?"
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People that have no friends, assume all Americans are fat and stupid, and speak with an annoying accent that makes me want to shoot myself in the head.
They are not cool, and they think they're better than everyone.
Those god damn British people need to get off urban dictionary, they aren't cool at all.
British Guy:Shut up you bloody wanker
Me:Shut up your a douchebag
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A person from England. Nice enough people, very good beer, similar culture and sense of humor to that of the US. Except for the ones who need to constantly slag off/rag on the US, refering to it as "a colony" and insisting that Americans pronounce and spell words incorrectly because Americans have different customs etc...Basically Americans wish that the ex-pat Brits who act as if as if they ran the world would kindly leave. Not all brits are whinging poms, both Eric Idle and John Cleese have settled in the US and they seem to get along just fine. It's the British that seem to despise anything slightly different from home that we are sick of. The rest of you are welcome to come on over!
Just as there is the "ugly American" tourist stereotype, there are "Awful Brits" that travel around and give the English people in general a bad name. The British often "win" world's worst tourist titles because of this.
The british lout became upset that the word "color" was spelt without a "u" in the US and decided to pontificate about the superiority of the English. The nerve of another country - having different ways of doing things!
When the waiter mistakenly asked if he was Australian due to his accent, the British tourist loudly berated the man for being a "typically stupid American", not realising that the waiter was actually Canadian.
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