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n. (brah, broh) A (usually) Caucasian male who:
Thinks he’s a badass, but has nothing much to do with his time but drink and hit on ugly girls.
Acts gagsta, but is racist.
Has more clothes than most girls. Is very protective of his shoes.
Is homophobic.
Always wears a cap of some kind. Usually with a flat brim that is turned ever so slightly to one side.
Drives a big truck and/or thinks he’s from the bay.
First seen in: Pretty Fly for a White Guy by The Offspring.
Primary Habitat: Cali
Signifying Markings: Famous brand anything, matching trucker hat and shoes, proudly displaying norcal or socal decals on their vehicles.
Activities: Seen mostly in Frats (if they can get into college), going to bars and trolling for scratch (if they can live past 21), dancing like douche bags, and getting into fights. May refer to themselves as gangsta, hood, country, or any number of other misnomer.
Likes: motor sports, 30 packs of light beer, bleach blond butterfaces, gagsta rap
Dislikes: the police, smart people, hoppy lagers, all ales, parties with less than 200 people.
Catch Phrases: “Brah,” “You don’t gotta lie to kick it,” “Effing,” and adding “-izzle” after every noun, using the word hyphee to describe clothing altogether too much.
Synonyms: Townies
Bro: "S'up?"
Girl: "Matt? Is that you?"
Bro: "Foshizzle"
Girl: "You're a Brah now?"
Bro: "Eff No!"
Girl: "Then what's with the Famous shirt and the Fox racing cap? And why are your hat and shoes color coordinated?"
Bro: "pfft, cha. Why you always hatin' on a nigga that's havin' thangs?"
Girl: ????
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Bro is mainly used today by young white guys that think they are cool. I'm guessing it is said to each other because they cant say n***a like us black people.
Black male to black male: Whats up my n***a?
White male to white male: whats up bro.
White male to black male: whats up bro.
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Mostly consists of white males, but can also contain a token black or asian person. Requirements: Golf shirt with the collar up (usually Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister), saying the words "sick" and "fuck" in any order, goes to college or university, constantly does gives the horns hand sign in pictures when not required or necassary, basball cap (sometimes), and loves xbox and raping.
Rapee "i totally got bro raped by these faggots in hollister sweaters and shorts"
Rapist " yo bro, me and my bros totally bro raped this guy after we invited him over to play xbox, it was fuckin sick bro. *throws up the horns*"
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In short, white trash. The song, "I'm a Bro" by Greenbrier Lane describes them the best. They wear Famous shirts, black socks, have sideburns, lift their trucks, rev their dirt bikes even though they're slow, beat their wives and sleep with other chicks. You want a better idea, just go to the dunes, and look for any random asshole who's starting shit for no reason, or just get the song I'm a Bro.
I fuck other chicks and i beat my wife cause im a bro
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Bros are usually found in az or cali. They have a krew that they roll with that they call their "family" but really they would screw each other over in a heart beat. They like stores like lithium, no fear, industrial, zumiez. They "dont give a fuck" when we all know they really do. They usually dont come out till the night where all they do is get drunk and high. During the day they sit in their houses stoned out of their minds figuring out where they can get more weed. The usually have tattoos down their arms or down their side, a good majority of them have snake bites, wear trucker hats,dickie short,high black socks, Dont like to wear color, just black and white. They wear brands like 187 inc(most of them probably dont even know what that means)tapout,srh,fmf,krew,metal mulisha. They all think they are badasses, and spend most of their time seeing how many girls they can hook up with, how much beer they can consume, how many pills they can take, and how much weed they can smoke. ALL of them are assholes and dont give a fuck about anyone but themselves...to sum it all up they are complete losers who will never have lives
tawny hooked up with a bro last night and probably has aids now
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a simple man who likes sticking his penis into the ass of his unsuspecting male friends. more or less the night will play out thus:
1. Friends get invited over to bro's house
2. Bro takes out gamecube
3. Bro takes out Natty Ice (Natural Ice)
4. Bro waits till friends are drunk
5. Bro whips out dick
6. Bro rapes friends....hard and analy.
that being said, sit and talk with your friends, and make sure that they do not follow the "bro code." or else you may wake up being to the following example.
"Aww bro last night was crazy, but why does my ass hurt so bad?"
"I'm pretty sure you fell down the stairs."
"What stairs.....
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Someone who is generally better than most people. Rich as hell, and well aware of it. People generally put these individual down because they A) are more rich B) have a hotter girlfriend C) are smarter than your average human D) have more friends than normal people E) Rage at a level most people cant handle F) are themselves better looking than most. Bros are known to patrol bars that losers cant get into, gyms, luxury car dealerships, massive houses that haters cant afford, and Polo/Lacoste stores. The opposite, a bro-hater, is just jealous, jealous that their girlfriend is redtube.com, their only friends are via myspace and Friday night is usually spent alone, sober. Bro-haters patrol chat rooms and sites such as this, to try to deface the bro name. However, Bros are generally okay with this, being that at the end of the day, we are still better, still more rich, and still have a hotter slam piece than the losers/bro-haters. Keep hatin' losers, we are still winning.
Anything that's better than what you have. A Bro is always supreme.
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