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Male fans of My Little Pony, Typically at the age were they have pubic hair.
These people generally have very few friends that will allow them to stick their penis into them, so they resort to My Little Pony.
They believe they are a form of hipster, by watching MLP.
This is not true, Trying to convince Bronies what they do is gay is just like convincing a Justin Bieber fan that he sucks.
Guy 1: Hey what are you watching there?!
Bronie: My Little Pony
Guy 1: ahaha, wtf are you gay or something?
Bronie: :( yes
Guy 1: fucking Bronies...........
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guys who loves My Little Pony : Friendship Is Magic
the worst fandom ever
why the hell do they exist
Brony 1 : Have you watched the last episode of My Little Pony ?
Person 1 : No because I don't have any mental illness, not like you.
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A male fan of my little pony specifically,it's reboot friendship is magic
"I myself first found males watching fim is odd but I gave the show and try and have officially become one
Of them...a brony"
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A male who is strangely addicted to watching 'My Little Pony' .
This usually refer's to the series of 'Friendship is Magic' .
These bronies will tend to 'brohoof' other bronies as a sign of acceptance in there bronie world. After the first 2 episode's you will be addicted! No matter what happens... There is no cure for this disease. The episode's are so addicting because satin has cursed them. 65% of bronies tend to turn gay after finishing season 2. These bronies have no girlfriends. Or they hide there identity of being a bronie. a TRUE BRONIE is proud of who they are. They don't change becuz of what people tell him. BRONIES ARE USUALLY TEEN AGE BOYS TO VERY OLD/GROWN MEN. THAT HAVE A REAL PENIS. IF YOU ARE A TEEN BRONIE YOU DON'T GROW A DICK TELL U ARE 60.
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Example #1
(On the phone)
"Hey dude, wanna go skateboarding?"
"Nah, I can't"
"Why?"
"My little pony is on next"
(WHISPERS) " Forever alone" (Hangs up)
"HELLO?"
...
(Hangs up)
Example #2
(Girlfriend talks to boyfriend)
GF: "Hey honey wanna go to the movies?"
BF: " No."
GF: "Why we never go anywhere together anymore, when was the last time we went on a date?"
BF: " I still love you..."
GF: "It doesn't seem like it"
BF: " I do i swear!"
GF: " Prove it! come with me on a date to the movies"
BF: " I TOLD U I CAN'T"
GF: " WHY???"
BF: "THE TRUTH IS THAT I AM A BRONIE"
GF: " your a what?"
BF: "I AM A BRONIE I AM ADDICTED TO WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC...I LOVE PONIES!!"
GF: "Laughs, all this time u lied to me?"
BF: 'Smirks' "Brohoof" (put's a hand out for props)
GF: " It's over, bye... (Whispers to BF) "Forever alone"
BF: (Doesn't give a fuck, that he just broke up. Keeps watching my little pony at the age of 23.
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Brony pretty much means gay.
Person 1: What's a Brony?
Person 2: Gay.
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Male fanatics of an animated show for little girls called My Little Pony. They are either homosexuals/bisexuals or heterosexuals who will be converted into homosexuals/bisexuals in the future.
They will defend this with the pride they do not have and claim that you have a masculinity complex and are afraid to be effeminate because you'll look gay. This is a contradiction since everyone knows that there are masculine gay's also e.g. (Prison).
Most of them seem to have bestiality fetishes and even worse pedophilia, this can be seen in the memes made by bronies which sexualise the show and receive many likes and comments by bronies e.g. (any meme website that allows such content).
This is one of the lighter posts (not too sexualised)
Meme Website:
Post = My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - What pony do you would kiss?
Likes = Over 20
Brony Comments -
1.I’D WORK MY ASS FOR A JOB FOR AT LEAST 50 BITS THEN HAVE THE FUN OF MY LIFE
2.No question, I would kiss AJ. And I would make the absolute most of it. To the point where it would make Big Mac a little uncomfortable.
3.If i was a girl… or gay… i would totally kiss shining armour to piss the living hell out of cadence… sounds gay… but cmon, that would be hilarious.
(now here you can see how this show slowly alters the mind, "If i was a girl... or gay" - don't worry continue like this and you will be)
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