budgie under the carpet

Used to describe the bulge of a mans crotch when penis is erect. See: trouser tent

Origin comes from the old joke of laying new carpet and then finding the budgie missing and a lump under the carpet.

Hey look! Neville's got a budgie under the carpet.

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Yorkshite budgie bagger

when a man from Yorkshire likes to go upto fat blokes who wear budgie smugglers and cups their balls

'Craig your such a Yorkshite budgie bagger ! Leave that guy alone'

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budgie bones

the crunch bits in shortbread!

Mmmm these shortbread are full of budgie bones

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marvin and millie the budgies

cutest budgie wudgies

marvin and millie the budgies, are so cute!!

Line the budgie cage

To line the budgie cage is to knock one out in a surreptitious manner

'Where's that copy of FHM?'

'I believe Adam has taken it home to line the budgie cage'

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Drunk Budgie Ballet

See The Dance of the Drunken Parakeet for definition.

Every time I even look at her cage, Polly does the Drunk Budgie Ballet.

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tweeting like a budgie

Someone on twitter who is constantly leaving messages (tweeting) resembling the way a budgie constantly literally tweets.

first tweet: im so bored
second tweet(one second later): someone say something
third tweet(one second later): come on
fourth tweet(one second later): omg

other persons tweet: your tweeting like a budgie

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