Random
Source Code
Random
The uniquely male sensation of having one's scrotum squished into an uncomfortably small area or configuration due to unfortunate seating arrangements. The most common culprit is that poorly-placed knot in your blue jeans where all four denim panels get sewn together at Scro Central.
Causes include sitting quickly and carelessly in hot, humid weather when the twins are just a-danglin', shifting in car seats while seat-belted, any form of self-induced frontal wedgie (often from scooting forward on a cloth-upholstered seat), or a combination of the above.
In particularly blessed gents, sack bunch can result in sitting on one's own balls. Honorable and impressive as the feat sounds, the sensation makes one want to cry and puke simultaneously. Not recommended.
Lady Passenger: Why are you grabbing at yourself? Shouldn't you be concentrating on driving?
Male Driver: Gaah! I got sack bunch! If you just planted your ass on your own man-marbles, you'd be skittish too!
12👍 4👎
I admit, Cindy Brady was annoying, Greg Brady was a freakin' square, and the youngest boy was such a nonentity that I can't even remember his damn name! However, Jan and Marcia were sexy as all hell, and Peter Brady was a muthafuckin P-I-M-P! Peter Brady is such a PIMP he's dating a model HALF HIS MUTHA FUCKIN AGE! Peter Brady such a Pimp, he goes to a strip club and the ladies pay him to take his shirt off! Peter Brady is my hero!
"The Brady Bunch" should be re-named "The Christopher Knight Show."
62👍 36👎
A mixture of Everclear and cheap gas-station punch and fruit bunch flavored gatorade and red bull. It is a leathal drink that will make wanna sleep but the large amount of sugar and red bull makes it impossible to blink let alone sleep. This believed to be what the spartans drank while in combat. It is potent enough to wake the dead, but tasteful enough to drink without chaser. (do not comsume this product while driving an automobile or operating machinery, it's also best not to have a any plans the following day after consumption do to grouchiness, headache, mental fatigue, waking up next to midgits and or losing car keys)
1. Rod won't leave me alone about the bunch punch, i can't possibly drink anymore.
2. J.B. is passed the fuck out, he shoulda put down the beer and drank bunch punch with us. He's so not a postgamer.
3. I can't find my fucking car keys and why is this midgit following me around, damn bunch punch again.
5👍 1👎
The Urban Dictionary editors are a bunch of cocksuckers.
7👍 3👎
a name for a group of people who, by default and not by their own making, are considered the greatest people alive. Often of African american descent, and ALWAYS accompanied by a leader, who is referred to firstly, before any funky bunch member. Moreover, to become apart of a funky bunch is at the bequest of only the leader, it is virtually impossible to break into the bunch after the first members are decided upon.
zoe: hey look its morgie morg and the funky bunch
greata:oh yeah they so cool
14👍 6👎
A clusterfuck.
Also the the collective noun for a group of friends who are all idiots.
"Oi mate, look at those idiots at the bar!"
"Yeah mate, what a bunch of bumblefucks!"
1. Noun: Male genitalia in the uncomfortable and unintentional state of being tightly wadded or otherwise confined in a bundle-like shape, as inside form-fitting pants, swimwear, and bicycling shorts. (Cf. doug.)
2. Noun: Term for male genitalia employed by habitual wearers of inappropriately tight jeans.
He was caught behind a tree in the park excavating a doug bunch from the sweaty depths of his new skinny jeans.
Though generally harmless, certain extreme cases of doug bunch have caused victims to become Douglas.