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Designated location where "the deed" is performed most often: bedroom, bathroom, public library, etc.
With a heavy door, loud doorknob, squeaky floorboards leading up to said door, computer that is blocked by an adjoining wall, surround sound headphones with sound isolating technology, and enough spare tissues to mop the floors after a Justin Bieber concert, my Fap Bunker is one that should not be underestimated.
The highest level of fucked imaginable. If you have fucked up this bad, there is no chance of recovery or redemption. Nobody will ever be able to justify your actions, and at this point total defeat is inevitable. Your best hope is to make peace with your deity of choice and end it all before the Russians do it for you.
John: On a scale of 1 to 100 how fucked am I?
Jack: On a scale of 1 to 100? You’re Hitler in the Bunker.
John: That bad?
When you have a whole slaughter house of beef in your pelvic region.
“That dude is waddling like he has a tumor in his cellar”
“Holy shit dude has a beef bunker fosho”
A bigoted lower middle class resident of the United States of America(from the character in All in the Family Who was intolerant of people who were different early in the show)
He was your basic Archie Bunker all around.
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A cup (athletic) to protect a man's privates from unnecessary trauma.
-Holy Shit Mike, watch your low kicks. Thank god I was wearing my nut bunker.
-These nut bunkers don't protect shit, I had a bruise on my dick the other day.
-Dude, why are you wearing my sweaty nut bunker as a face mask?!?
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Bunker Buster is where you do a girl doggy style, and then just before you cum you pull out, and force your penis into her ass and unload.
(In order for this to count, the female must be unknowingly a participant and against anal sex.)
Cornelius Wiggins used a bunker buster on his ex cause he hated that bitch.
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The result of careless bunker love. When deployed US military girls (see deployment pussy) get stupid and careless about how many guys they fuck, they often get sent home for getting knocked up. After returning home in shame, everyone eventually learns it's another bunker baby.
Isn't that the chick that got sent home from Afghanistan for making bunker babies?
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