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When you're about to take a shit in a public bathroom stall, some ass-hole constantly tries to open the stall door, not realizing after first time that it's occupied.
Just as I was about to take a nice relaxing dump, this turd burglar barges in like a bat out of hell
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Humourously derogative term for a gay man.
That guy is fucking turd burglar!
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the entity who dwells in one's toilet and steals the turd before one has a chance to check it out before flushing
you've just plopped this massive log in the john; you stand up, turn around and look down to behold your achievement and ... the damn turd burglar already swiped your poop ... there's nothing in the shallow water.
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a man that enjoys penis on a large scale. someone that sucks at life.
Man that guy Tim is a real dong burglar.
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noun:
1: a person who relies on others creativity to steal their maneuver's which take skill and dexterity which can be done in sports or dance.
2: a person who takes credit for making up moves, that he/she in fact took from someone else.
1: "hey Joe, don't show off your best tricks, because there is a Move burglar watching"
2: "That guy could be so good, unfortunately, he is a move burglar and can't create anything of his own"
3: Bill "hey guys check out this move i made up!"
Steve "dude, you stole that from Larry, your such a move burglar!"
Anything that reduces libido/ kills the mood.
Sorry, Deborah, that fart was a real urge burglar.
A person that steals your girl.
I was flirting with that chick and then a Booty-Burglar came in and stole her.