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God

A cool and froody guy. Shame about the assholes that think he is a great excuse to kill some people (what the fuck was the Crusades about!!?!?!?)

God: Thou Shalt Not Kill.
(six months later)....
God: I said, Thou Shalt NOT Kill, Doofus!!

by D June 17, 2004

1594๐Ÿ‘ 1374๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

The creater of this world. All you need to know about him is in the Bible. He is the almighty and wonderful Lord. He gave his son's life to die on the cross for our sins. He loves you more then anyone else.

God loves you!

by Papa K November 30, 2015

15๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

The way & truth of life. A loving God. My savior. My rock. The reason I'm living. He is more than could be described through words.

(Exodus 34:5-7 NIV) Then the LORD came down in the cloud and stood there with him and proclaimed his name, the LORD. {6} And he passed in front of Moses, proclaiming, "The LORD, the LORD, the compassionate and gracious God, slow to anger, abounding in love and faithfulness, {7} maintaining love to thousands, and forgiving wickedness, rebellion and sin. Yet he does not leave the guilty unpunished; he punishes the children and their children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation."

by Afay August 27, 2013

50๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

Somthing used to herd Civilian SHeep

Good job making those civilian sheep believe in a god that's not real.. easy money

by Tellingithowitistruth100 December 5, 2020

20๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


gods

as mentioned above, Nas does say Gods but the Gods are certainly no drug dealers. Gods are members of the Nation of Gods and Earths (5 Percent Nation) movement in where they believe that the Asiatic Blackman, Yellows, and Browns are the original people of this world. And that since we are the mothers and fathers of our civilization we are our own gods. we control our own universe inside of us. no mysterious God. we are all Allah. Male members are called Gods and female members are called Earths.

"Peace to the whole fucking zulu nation, Peace to the gods and the earths!" - Wu Tang Clan

by A Muslim God June 20, 2006

107๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

God is the super-duper metaphysical Being who created the universe and all that is in it. He transcends time and space because He created it, hence physical specks like us can't see Him or fully comprehend Him.

God loves humanity, but gave humans a choice to love Him back. Mankind collectively rejected this offer when the universal representative (some dude called Adam) said 'no thanks bucko,' culminating in everything going to the dogs and the world plunging into turmoil and suffering, which was fair enough really.

Nevertheless, despite being rejected by His own creation, God sent His Son to earth as a random called Jesus, who died the death we were meant to die. If you are Jesus' friend and you bite the bullet, you can sneak past security with him at the pearly gates, but otherwise you're stuffed.

Thank God I'm with Jesus.

by rocket_engineer February 26, 2008

123๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


god

What more people misunderstand than understand, fight over than not, strive for than not, create division than unite.

matt: but i read that god is this way and you are wrong
sharon: and god is this way and everyone else is wrong

wiseman: neither of you understands both books

by ffddeerrrg August 26, 2009

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