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calum hood hands

having the hottest and sexiest hands on the plant. they’re so hot that they look good doing anything.

wow mikey you have calum hood hands!!

by 5sosaddicted🖤 April 23, 2021


calum hoods toenail

Some random punk bitch on the internet ....lmao

Ask them not me !200.gif! Their -Calum Hoods ToeNail .....

by Borrison the Wise April 30, 2016


✨Feeling Calum✨

Definition: When you wanna throw you phone across the room, but can't because you're flat out broke. So, you go cry from the fucking frustration. And that's we like to call ✨feeling calum

More details: "Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is indeed the theam song to ✨feeling calum✨

✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: I feel very fusturated *ugh* I wanna destroy something.

Person two: So...? Throw your phone.
Person one: Well, I can't. I don't have money to replace my phone.
Person two: Oh, no! Don't cry, I don't want you to feel calum :((

by Fakebetch_Revenge November 4, 2020

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Hanging out with Calum Hood

a cute and less awkward way to say you masturbated clitorly

"Sorry man id come over but tonight I'm hanging out with Calum hood it's been a while"

by Henry jk November 5, 2015

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Calums Dick

It's really thiccc. It's the most bootyfull thing in this world. It's too long to take it all in. Ashton had sum of it he said it was wonderfull he's now falling in love with it.

yesssss Calums Dick is sooooo bootyfulllllllll.

by I_AM_HEMMOSEXUAL_BETCH June 25, 2018


Calum

A chav in denial, but truthfully he is. He confirmed it with his own words but is too much of a bitch to admit it.

Me: He's such a Calum
Them: No I'm not, I'm just a PokeLegends staff!

by Evo0 June 10, 2019


Calum

A very amazing person with a huge dick.
He is the sweetest person and if you ever meet a Calum, ask him out (Unless it's the Calum I'm dating. If thats him, then piss off)

Me: Wow look at that amazing person- oh wait that's Calum

by NotCalum'sGirl March 18, 2023