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Cambridge High School

The actual worst school you could ever walk into. All of Milton High School’s leftovers piled into one brick dump. Rich ass cheerleaders that get Adidas NMD’s ********* These rich ass hoes care more about their instagram pictures than their own sports teams. Speaking of their sports teams, their football team has a white freshman quarterback that led the team to a 3-7 season. Their team is full of scrawny white boys that think they can beat their “rivals” Milton High School, although the state champions, Milton High School, has beat Cambridge every year that they have played. The hypeup section is not even hype due to their weak leaders, the smurfs, and talk trash on Twitter that doesn’t back up in the games. If you are looking for the lamest party in town, just look for the mansion with gwagons lined up in the drive way filled with white kids listening to a mix of Mo Bomba and Oceans by Hillsong

That kid is ugly he must go to Cambridge High School

by Cambridge Highschool January 6, 2019

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The Cambridge School of Weston

A school in the middle of the fucking woods. Almost every building is green or yellow. It's so fucking cheugy. Also its suppose to be an art school yet I had better art classes at my public high school where people use to poop on the floor. Don't even get me started on sports. If you want a school that shoots on the wrong goal or net every game, CSW is the school for you. Unless you play frisbee because for some reason it's the only sport every person at CSW plays. If you are about to attend CSW, I hope you like cold gluten free pasta.

I heard The Cambridge School of Weston re-uses the poop for gardening. How environmentally cautious of them.

by Roblox player 11 January 30, 2022

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Cambridge Springs, PA

Conformity, Drunken-Abuse, Future Jail Inmates of America, White Trash in Black Spandex, etc.

Waaaa! --I'm from Cambridge Springs, PA and I was abused, so while I expect everybody else to kiss my ass, I'm going to treat everybody who wasn't responsible like total crap! Then if that doesn't work, I'll get drunk and beat my kids, and/or cheat on my spouse! And while my kids define every sense of term 'worthless', I'll deny it was my undoing, and then demand my kids to live up to everything I never had the guts or brains to do myself. And once it's realized that it doesn't matter what is right or wrong(it's about majority), I'll team up with other degenerate-parents, and exploit others to hide the skeletons in my own closet.

by Smoker's Alley July 16, 2009

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University of Cambridge

A small institution away from civilisation, known for its rich students who weren't smart enough to apply to Oxford. But at least it's better than the American unis.

Civilised person 1: I had a friend who applied to the University of Cambridge

Civilised person 2: That's awful. My condolences
Civilised Person 1: Yep. But he didn't get in and had to go to MIT instead
Civilised person 2: You should cut off all contact in case it spreads

by RumblyDragoon April 17, 2019

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Cambridge, New York

A small town, that's full of whores, and bastards. It has only one school, and its biggest attraction is the Dollar General. NO ONE should live there. True story.

"Oh my god, she goes Cambridge Central School? Where is that?"
"Cambridge, New York... She's such a whore."

by RP4E April 28, 2012

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Taking the chickens to Cambridge

Euphemism for a middle aged man persuading numerous 'hens' into his car to show them a good time away from his wife.

We're going on holiday with the family but first I'm taking the chickens to Cambridge

by JeffyWys February 13, 2019


Cambridge University of Neutron Technology

A really funny fake university. See also Sam Houston Institute of Technology.

I went to Cambridge University of Neutron Technology and I still remember the day I graduated from CUNT University.

by Andrew June 17, 2006

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