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Camden NY is a sleepy hillbilly town, where people can turn on you at the drop of a hat.
2,000 approx. pop. in the middle of nowhere Central New York Rust Belt community. It was farm that became a town - nuff said. You explain that.
The poorly cared for victorian houses are now being sold left and right, because everyone and his brother is a drug dealer in that town, and crime is everywhere. Don't let the "Queen Village" misnomer fool you - that was way back in 1982. Now it's a central trading town in the drug trade between there and Canada. Not as bad as Sylvan Beach but almost.
Don't go to Camden High School - 2nd largest area in the state school district-wise, but 85 percentile if that. Most students aren't passing even. Cam-Dumb it's called.
I just moved to Camden, NY
Why?
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A horrible, arrogant person who is always relying on her friends to fuck up someone elses life. She is either busy playing ROBLOX or spraying her juice over the walls.
Tim : Hey, have you seen Aaliyah Camden recently?
Noami : Yeah, she ruined my walls with her juice
A strange man who is probably a pedophile.
Mr Camden’s May also be described as a nonce.
“That strange man looks like a Mr Camden”
Camden can do anything the fuck he wants to anyone.
Camden’s day grabs the girls big ass.
When a black guy has a small dick
I was about to get laid by a black guy but he had a saucy Camden
Although they are often laughed at, and seen as an embarassment to befriend, everyone secretly loves them and no night is the same without them.
They sing too much and too loudly, they have an aquired taste in clothing, music and boys. Their humour is difficult to understand but a blessing if you figure it out, they are all very pretty but often said to be unattractive, though this is not true i assure you.
They have too much energy in the mornings and late at night but are often muted during the day.
They are lots of fun, everyone knows it even if they can not admit it. There are lots of them, in fact too many but each one is special in their own way and is like a different personal gift to treasure for eternity.
They all suffer from several addictions such as clicking their fingers, smoking, laguna beach and crabsticks.
Their favourite pastimes are getting stupidly drunk resulting in getting off with anyone and anything, projectile vomiting and a severe punishment from the parents.
They also enjoy recreating the current social scene on The Sims.
They can not dance but that doesn't stop them.
They enjoy getting naked...a lot.
Be nice to them, because one day you won't be on the guestlist...who we kidding you'll come anyway, graffitti and leave.
But Don't Woz they'll clean it up in the morning.
B dot G.
camden girls Quotes.
"Hey dis one!"
"Stop it, you're invading my personal space."
"That was sick! I waaaas sick!"
"Sooner or later my personality will shine through...then he'll dump me."
"Kill meself"
"safeandsickandblessandcool coolandblessandsafeandsick"
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Puddle of vomit on sidewalk. Dual association of both that vomit strongly resembles what vendors in Camden pass off as pizza, and that Camden bar-goers often end the evening with a spew outside the bar.
I slipped on some camden pizza whilst crossing the street to get a bag of skunk.
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