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Where a bunch of young white kids go to school who arrive in a BMW, Lexus, Audi, or a Mercedes Benz these kids live in McMansions too
Hey I go to school at Campus middle school
Nice you must be rich?
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one of the lower rings of hell. A community college or university campus that prohibits smoking or tobacco use. studends are forced to use tremendous ingenuity to find places and methods of smoking to avoid capture by authorities.
Smoker #1 *flicks bic*
smoker #2 dude no...
Smoker #1 why not? your smoking...?
Smoker #2 yeah, but I glued my cigarette to the inside of my coffee thermos so it will look like Im just drinking really really hot coffee.
Smoker #1 genius!
smoker #2 fuck this smoke free campus
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A female college freshman who spends the majority of her first year drunk and on her back legs spread in the dorms. They are usually drunk prior to arrival at the party, are overly loud, and gain attention from desperate Bro's attracted to their slutty dress attire, lack of morals and boobs which constantly stay out of their dress.
Ways to recognize a Bed-Spread are by the shoes, which usually end up in their hands by the end of the night walking bare feet down South High st. Or by the identifier names such as Brittany, Lindsey, Ashley, and Candy
Campus Bed-Spread jargon includes
Im like..so drunk right now
I dont give a fuck
I like...the best at giving head
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a college campus cult that will isolate you from your current friends and will force you to believe everything they do or you will be sent directly to hell
John: Was that the Ku Klux Klan walking around campus?
Me: No. That was Campus Crusade for Christ. The CCC.
John: I don't see the difference.
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A female student attending a branch campus of a university. Usually, the student may choose to attend the branch campus because their standardized test scores or high school grades did not allow them entrance into the more academically challenging main campus. The student is usually characterized by:
1)dyed hair or highlights (dumb-blonde look).
2)Juicy couture terrycloth pants.
3)Fuzzy pink school supplies.
4)SAT scores lower than 800.
5)Highly promiscuous behavior, especially under the influence of alcohol.
6)Attracted to frat boys.
7)Excessive use of the word "like" while out of context.
Branch campus girl #1: Oh my god, like I totally just went shopping and met this cute frat boy at the galleria. He totally like wanted me and like I gave him my number!
Branch campus girl #2: Was he like, a frat boy from Kappa Kappa Kappa? I like totally like hooked up with him on Saturday at the kegger! I was like, so trashed off of Natty and jagerbombs!
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A playlist that contains all of your songs. Kinda useless.
Sarah Z: "Why does this playlist have all of your songs?"
Mikyla LY: "It's an 'Amatuer gays on campus'."
Sarah Z: "Oh."
Mikyla LY: "Please stop phonestalking me."
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An organization that tries to convert collage students to satanism. Modled on campus crusade for christ. started by a satanist who thought it unfair that christianity was being promoted on campuses and not his religion.
John is part of campus crusade for satan.
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