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domestic canine

Back-formation of "homedog", meaning "a peer with whom one's relationship does not extend beyond camaraderie and brief physical contact upon greeting and valediction".

Alternatives: mate, bled, bruv, homie.

"What descends in the surrounding residences, domestic canine?"
(= "What's going down in the hood, homedog?")

by J. Depvo July 26, 2009


canine mine

A deposit of doggy-doo that waits, undetected amid the grass/dry leaves, for us to step on it.

Dude, you got poo on your shoe...you must have stepped on a canine mine.

by ragtop94 November 15, 2011


Inseminate the Canine

Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.

That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate the canine

by elroy jetson 22 June 30, 2009


Canine Racist

A person who is extremely biased against certain breeds of dog.

Canine Racist should keep their hands out of housing legislation and insurance companies.

by AviBlue23 May 19, 2023


canine clawing

Having Doggy Style sex but you dig your nails into your partners side even if it breaks skin and causes bleeding

Dude, my girl looked like a tiger after I was done canine clawing her last night.

by LeonidusRade February 15, 2023


Canine Clamp Legs

A dog's legs when a dog is about to be handled when the dog is at a resting position, this is likely due to the fact that the shortening of limbs is associated with protection and harm-prevention, like when a human crouches and protects their body from impact by covering their front side with their knees and their elbows in a crouching position.

I saw that canine clamp legs again, always ticks me off wondering how in the world that dawg gone do in the hou, always clamping, always timid to show its pride, dang, that canine clamp legs really got me to wonder how he in that position anyway.

by Urbane and Dictive October 20, 2022


Canine bidet

When you smear peanut butter on your chocolate starfish after pinching a loaf to entice a dog to lick it off, thus cleaning your ass.

I usually prefer the canine bidet to a regular one, but I ran out of skippy.

by Milkbones August 23, 2019