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On vacation you will find that you have a CANNON, PENIS!!!!!!!!! :)
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A disproportionately large muffler or exhaust pipe, mounted on an automobile with a small displacement engine. Named for the flatulence like sound the vehicle's exhaust makes.
A six inch fart cannon attached to a 1 inch tailpipe? Don't tell me. You've seen The Fast and the Furious at least once, right?
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While trying to poop, pushing and straining. The turd gives way and litteraly fires into the bowl and lets loose the "dammed" crap that was pressurizing the "cannon ball" and splashing the bowl water all onto the butthole.
Sorry about this morning babe, I didn't realize i had a shit cannon building up.
"...and once that cork let loose, (flatulant sounds)! Shitjust kept coming! Like I broke the shit dam and shit went all over the seat! It was sick!"
"why are you telling me about your Shit Cannon during our lunch break?"
"'cause the soup your eating looks like what I left for the Mrs. to clean up.".
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The act of filling the end of a straw or other tube with cocaine and blowing it up the nose of a sleeping victim, timing it with the inhale.
Jimmy passed out during the dubstep pillow fight, so we hit him with a wow cannon. Then he raged feathers.
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I couldn't even go down on Becky, her cooter cannon looked like it was ready to fire.
Braggart. Literal english translation of the Hokkien phrase "Tua Pao Sian".
Don't believe everything he said, that guy is a cannon fairy!