The act of your turd splashing into the toilet water so hard that the water splashes up into your butthole
“Bro this morning I was taking a crap and my turd cannonballed.
A person so stupid and who acts as if they have slammed their head against and oncoming bus repeatedly, or their mother queefed while giving birth killing many.
Used to describe anyone stupid enough to even exist.
(In warframe trade chat)
(Guy 1): legendary core for 120?! This guy is an idiot!
(Guy two): this is the kind of guy who seems like he was born a cannonball baby
A penis that is abnormally large and spherical like a cannonball or small beachball
Look at that dude by the garbage can! Talk about a case of cannonball wang.
n. Take a bong hit. Take a shot. Blow out smoke
Dude lets take some cannonball tokes
When a property owner knowingly reroutes dirty water (toilet water, dirty shower water, dirty sink water after doing dishes, etc) to the shower. Causing visitors to take showers in gross smelly water. Typically done at cheap motels and trailer parks.
Dude, what’s with the shower? The water smells gross.
It’s a cheap motel bro, they cannonballed the plumbing system.
A sex act where one person farts a chicken leg out like a cannon, while the other person proceeds to catch it in there mouth and swallow it
Girl: “Baby, I’ve been wanting to try that move you were talking about.”
Boy: “Oh, the Somalian Cannonball?.”
Girl: “Yes!”
Boy: “Let’s do it’.”
The act of hanging on your ceiling fan and dropping a large log into your partner's rectum, thus slapping her innards. The vagina can work too, but she may not like it.
Dude, I totally wanted to The Cannonball Slap to your sister last night.