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The sexually aroused male penis.
After an invigorating session of felatio, Susan grabbed my yogurt canon and aimed it at her creamy white tits, where upon I spewed a generous quantity of my man juice, to her delight.
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Canon is that one whiteboy your ex gets with who is in all ways a downgrade from your spectacular ass
Nigga check this, i saw my ex walking around with a Canon lookin fag
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It is rare to come across one, but recently we were all proven that it exists. Canonically hot is when a character is officially hot, as told by the creator or in other official sources that have not been corrected statements later on. When this is confirmed, it is likely true in real life as well.
The particular reason that this definition was created was because Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aimé said himself, that Breath of the Wild's main character Link was hot.
"Link is canonically hot."
"When I make a book, at least one character will be canonically hot."
Poop • canon
|noun| the propulsion of a piece of solid feces by flatulence
|adjective| an individual who constantly complains about their problems
Noun: “Bro the other day, I had a poop canon and I almost broke the bowl of the toilet”
Adjective: “ok first of all you are being a total poop canon now, I don’t wanna hear about your problems.”
A character in a film which has been developed from different source material i.e. film or comic, who is killed off far too easily or has their character so dramatically changed that they bear little or no resembleance to the original characterisation
Man 1: Dude did you see the Wolverine film yet?
Man 2: Yeah, was brilliant, shame about Deadpool though.
Man 1: Yeah he total canon fodder.
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1. Guns with really big clips or that do insane amounts of damage and take no skill to use.
An M60 on Counter strike or rocket launcher in halo.
Why did you use the n00b canon? What a noob.
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Canon means official, therefore semi-canon means semi-official.
Person 1: Is the couple in that series you're watching canon?
Person 2: Sadly no, it's still semi-canon.
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