Temescal Canyon

A ghetto ass school by the freeway that has hot varsity football players, Slutty chicks, Bro hoes, Sucky cheerleaders, cocky dancers, Gansta black people, Preps, wanna be cholos, Fat ass lazy staff and people who have sex on the stairs.
The easiest school to ditch at. Dominated by seagulls, pigeons & Bees. A place where only lame-Os go to class and the Badasses ditch to del taco. Beats Elsinores ass 7 years in a row at football.

"Do you go to Temescal Canyon High school?"
"Yes"
"Poor You"

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beaver canyon

A womans genitals

John went white water rafting down Janes beaver canyon.

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snatch canyon

Dirty woman with a giant vagina. Loose, non-virginal, nasty.

"I hooked up with that waitress at the bar dude. It was like throwin' a hotdog down a hallway." ---Other guy: "Hahaha another snatch canyon huh?"

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Canyon fanny

A vagina that, after years of battering, has a distinct echo when you pull out.

Omg that woman had such a canyon fanny

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Grand Canyon

A steep-sided gorge carved by the Colorado River in the State of Arizona.

Arizona is the Grand Canyon State.

The most breathtaking view you have ever seen!

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Anal Canyon

When you tear your asshole from taking a huge shit!

My wife cuddled me last night after I came out of the bathroom crying from my newly acquired anal canyon.

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yodeling in the canyon

Performing cunninglingus while humming the tune from "Heidi"

I wouldn't mind yodeling in the canyon with her.

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