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A drink promising side effects that will; render you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and then will theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper
Omg I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time
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Jesus wears Capri pants, Hawaiian shirts, and loafers with no socks, his beard is on fleek.
When used as an expletive , as in :
"Jesus Christ in Capri Pants, did you see that hipsters fanny pack?"
or
"Jesus Christ in Capri pants, Becky, look at her butt, it is so big!"
Can also be used as a handy hashtag... #JesusChristInCapriPants #fannypack #hipster #beckysbutt #lookatit
saras capri-sun vodkas
A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.
Omg adamus I cant believe you gave them saras capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time!
A trailer park Capri Sun is when you stick straw in a used condom and drink it like a juice box.
At the Carolina cook out, Devante gave Bobbi Jo a Trailer Park Capri Sun.
One of them margritas that come in the little pouches that capri suns come in.
Mindy had too many big girl capri suns and got us kicked out the bar.
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To suck a dick down fast as if it was a capri-sun(a very popular drink)
Someone: fuck you
Me: suck my dick like a capri-sun
When you double handed deep dog throat a man in his mid to late 30's while drinking a corona beer on a Wednesday afternoon
I gave that man the best Wisconsin Capri-sun of his life.