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The most amazing and beautiful girl in the world. When she walks by men fall at her feet. She's so sweet and humble, that she is totally oblivious to her stunning beauty and to the sound of hearts breaking as she walks by. A Cari Jo is one of a kind. Unlike any other, she'll be next to you through anything. Always understanding, open-minded and forgiving. Impossible to hate because she's so full of love. Just seeing her smile will brighten your day. She'll wipe away any amount of tears and do anything to make you happy. The most caring person you will ever meet. People want to be her because she makes life look so easy. She's so elegant and classy. She brightens every room she walks into. The world needs more people like Cari Jo. She is one in a million. Best friend in the world. Loving you from any place in the world.
If only I were half as good at that as Cari Jo.
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After a dude has nutted into a girls anus and the goop continues to leak out over a period of time she catches it in her hand and pops it in her mouth and proceeds to gargle it
Girl 1: Guuuuuurl everytime I take a step more of that seed trickles outta my damn ass!!!
Girl 2: Daaaaaayum!!!!
Girl 1: All good doe (proceeds to gargle)
Girl 2: Oh shit, that’s a dirty cari
A group of men and women who have the upmost respect for traffic laws and attempt to fine as many people as possible for violations with an extreme prejudice. Also known for having no real purpose in life and lacking the neccessary traits of being productive members of society. More commonly recognized for their inability to find any real crime to handle in the town of Cary, thus occupying their time with the severe harrasment of teenagers for minor issues such as noise complaints, excessive partying, speeding, and other forms of petty crime.
see also: excrement, bullshit, autism
The Cary Police pulled me over for speeding 50 on a 45.
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The president of the stupidest groups known as the RIAA , Who thinks we can push people to buy cds by sueing little 12 year old girls and 67 year old grandpas.
This guy claims to protect artists, but really he just profits on them, and slaves them, collecting most of the cd money.
ummmmm ya i dont know what to put....
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hi carys i see you there. this is megan. how u bin. yeh. i’m on urban dictionary. what u gunna do about it
A girlfriend’s big honker (not really) she uses it to jack off and penetrate your soft folds but that’s all
Serenity: I want Cary’s penis
Girlfriend: o k a y
An amazing girl who can be both outgoing and shy. She's gorgeous, sexy, funny, kind, and awesome in bed. Cari's a generally Scorpios, and can get pissy when you get on their nerves. Cari is athletic, and artistic, with great taste in music, clothing, and men. Cari's tend to get what they want, and never have to ask twice. They know what they want, and exactly how to get it.
Cari Ann is straight up gorgeous!
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