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Choking Casper

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.

Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.

by Sauna Studs June 26, 2015


Brown Casper

This is slang for a fart-- especially a fart that is somewhat spooky.

"Is that a brown casper floating around? What a spooky and smelly situation!" or
"I wish I did not unleash that rancid brown casper when I was at that dinner party."

by The Unfriendly Ghost January 22, 2008

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rachet casper

A person who is a ratchet, who talks a lot and/or is very annoying that one tends to ignore them. They are so into themselves that they don't care about anything unrelated to them, due to this, is the reason they are ignored, like a ghost.

Megan is such a rachet, no one ever pays attention to what she says. She's kinda like casper, a rachet Casper.

by durtysanch January 1, 2015


Hairy Casper

(noun) The mischievous sexual act of a male ejaculating on to a woman's face while it is covered with her own hair, thus creating the image of a hairy ghost. A move best utilized when the woman does not want or expect it.

My boyfriend just gave me a hairy casper...thats the fifth time I'll have to shower today.

My boyfriend thought the salon gave me a cheap dye job so he gave me a hairy casper.

I ran out of hair gel, so i got my boyfriend to give me a hairy casper.

She escaped from my alligator fuckhouse, so i had to punish her with the hairy casper.

My girl tried to scream, but since i had just given her the hairy casper, all i heard were the bubbles.

by bswizzle September 8, 2008


Golden Casper

In the shower standing behind your significant other you pee on their legs and/or feet without their knowledge; often while their washing their hair.

In the shower I gave my girl a golden casper.

by Mstankie69 April 26, 2010

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Casper Breath

(noun)

plural noun: Casper breaths

When you, someone, or something lets out a shaky breath. Derived from the sounds of my cat named Casper when I put him against my ear. He breaths... in Casper.

Jay Woods was so anxious, I could hear his Casper breaths.

by Sh0tgunn January 19, 2020


Casper's Showdown

Its where you get a heap of pedestal fans set up around you and you jack off into the fans so that it sprays all over you and you become Casper.

The option to have additional semen pored into the fans is also acceptable.

For instance you are in a warehouse and you set up a circle of fans for a Casper's Showdown

by Symthisis February 14, 2014

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