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You: "Yo Bro - why you lettin that old woman mack on you?"
Friend: "I dunno man... those sags... "
You: "You want'm?"
Friend: "Ya...."
You: "Well, maybe you'll be lucky and she'll be a Gulpy Cathy..."
Friend: "Dude, I hope so...."
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A couple perfectly suited for one another. Soulmates.
No one is more Cathy and Kevin than that couple holding hands over there.
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When you punch a girl in the face and then proceed to eat her out. Often occurs during/after bar fights. Itteration of the praying mantis.
I'm gonna do a Cathy mantis on your skank ass if you pull my hair again like that bitch!
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/ˈklæsi-ˈkæθi/
An unreliable older white woman full of empty promises. Blinded by her privilege and an unsatisfied need to feel useful in the world, a Classy Cathy (also known less ironically as “Clueless Cathy”) experiences euphoria when offering personal resources to those in need, but will ultimately be overwhelmed by fear of losing control and perceived scarcity mode to cancel her contract/generosity last minute. The term “Classy Cathy” is considered an updated and culturally sensitive replacement for “Indian giver”.
Her: “It’s so hot out and you look thirsty, here -have my extra jug of water”
Stranger: “Wow thanks, this will really help me get through the day with good health”
Her (5 minutes later): Hello again, I’ve decided I’m not comfortable with you having my water because I’m afraid I might be thirsty in the future and now I need you to return it.”
Stranger: “NO WAY, Classy Cathy.”
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Is a turd so big that it feels like your butthole is being stretched so wide like your crapping out a softball...or worse.
I ate way too much mexican food last night and now I feel a Fat Cathy coming out of me.
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The act of spreading a woman's fat rolls apart and releasing fecal matter inside while squeezing the fat rolls back together.
I gave John's Mom a Crappy Cathy last night.
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Cathy O'Brien is a woman with Dissociative Identidy Disorder that claims she was the victim of a government mind control experiment operated by the CIA. She says the program she was forced to participate as a "a top-level intelligence agent and White House sex slave" was called "Project Monarch", a subsection of MKULTRA. Cathy O'Brien says her and her daughter were made to engage in sexual activities in the white house. There are critics of course of this woman's claims who say she is just used to spread false information and discredit real victims of the MKULTRA experiment. There are those who say her story contradicts itself as well, but I don't think you would make perfect sense yourself if you were subjected to this things this woman claims she was subjected to.
Some Guy:"Hey, have you heard about Cathy O'Brien? I heard she was forced by the CIA to participate in satanic orgies with Presidents in the white house, and that George Bush confessed being a Draconian to her. I also heard that she heard Reagan and Bush talking about their satanic new world order."
Some Other Guy:"Well, I don't know if I believe all that. You can't believe everything you hear. The world is certainly an increasingly scary place, and people just like to be ignorant to reality and let is become an increasingly scary place, but I just don't know about all that. The validity of this woman's claims are certainly questionable, especially since her story kind of contradicts itself. Plus, do you really think they would allow someone such as herself to still be alive running her mouth? You never know though, I don't know what to think, I remain skeptic."
Some Guy:"Man, America is messed up, I want to immmigrate to Colombia."
Some Other Guy:"The whole world is messed up, if they really are going for this "New World Order", I don't understand why you think you would be safe there."
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