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Caveman Seduction

The method of seducing a woman in the style of a primitive human.

When you knock out your love interest, drag her back to your cave by her hair and show her you have command of fire. This will impress and arouse her and she will then have sex with you.

This is an example of Caveman Seduction.

by Ed Freemen September 6, 2010


caveman

When a drunk girl or guy drags someone into the bathroom at a bar to make out / fuck / whatever. Usually in a seedy dive bar men's bathroom, where there's some chick in the background doing coke.

Girl #1: Dude, did you see Krista? She just totally pulled a caveman and dragged that dude in that bathroom.
Girl #2: Ew, I saw someone doing coke in there earlier.

by DDubsss September 26, 2010

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Teenage Caveman

Cheesy, usually to describe any form of entertainment as being fecal material in a funny way, cheesy, and crappy.

Such as movies, books, songs, etc.

Flanders: Man that movie was so Teenage Caveman

Nerdy Kid with bad grades: NO space meat 217 was the best since Spy Kids 2

Flanders: Ughh I think I'll head out to northhill bakery and listen to some Neutral Milk Hotel

by lllarry February 5, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


caveman snow

a dank ass weed with light blue coloration
may be covered in white snowflake like clusters of thc
some of the best weed around

dylan: yo homie dat shiz the dank
matt: yeah my homeslice i smoke is the blue now
micheal: yo dis shit is the caveman snow

by icecoldmatt November 12, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Caveman Slap

The act of shitting in the pocket your hand. Followed by you slapping the face of your partner making it look like they've been slapped by a cave man with filthy hands.

"Tilly was extremely upset about the Caveman Slap she had recieved hours earlier because it still smelt horrid."

"Cletus suffered severe cramps from laughing so hard after he slapped Tilly in the face with a handfull of shit, caveman slap style."

by Dal-Dal October 11, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Caveman spongebob

Caveman spongebob is one of the new memes that became a meme about the same time dat boi did. It is used to describe surprising moments. It is taken from the episode of spongebob when squidward goes into the past.

When you don't do your chores and mom opens the front door. Insert Caveman SpongeBob here

by Palogon June 30, 2016

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Caveman Rickles

David Rickles, a professional MMA fighter.

Caveman Rickles fights for Bellator MMA. Bellator MMA is the 2nd largest MMA league in the world. Rickles is one of Bellator's veteran fighters and a very popular one at that. His popularity comes from his exciting fighting style and caveman schstick.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 19, 2017