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Cedar Crest College: a private, four-year women’s college known for its stellar nursing program. If you come to this school for any other reason, you’re likely a scrub who got rejected from her top choice schools. If you’re looking for male interaction on campus, you can look no further than the male Saudi students, who seem to be here due to a fluke in the system (or possibly, due to copious amounts of funding to the Crest from the Saudi government?) Anyway, if you’re not down with brown, you can try an array of douchey white frat boys from nearby Lehigh University, the campus you’ll eventually end up at if you want to get the true party experience in college. If, however, you choose to stay on campus for the weekend, prepare to be bored with Cedar Crest’s nonexistent social scene and leftover dining hall food from the school week. And if you’re a prospective student or incoming freshman, welcome to your next four glorious, estrogen-filled years at the Crest!
*at a party*
Lehigh Student: Hey, girl. What year are you here?
Cedar Crest Student: Oh, I actually go to Cedar Crest College...
Lehigh Student, pretending he knows what college that is: Oh, dope! Wanna do a body shot?
A highschool located in lebanon PA. Most of the girls are rich sluts who spend their weekends at the country club with their parents who don't pay to much attention to them other than to give them money or creditcards. The guys are drunks who spend daddy and mommys money on alcohol and weed. The kids at this school are relitively smart but they are usually hungover or just dont care because mommy and daddy will fix everything. The girls are pretty nice but very big spoiled brats. The guys are fun but hang with the same crowd. The middle school is worse, this is were the spoiled brats and alcoholics are born. Before middle school, there sweet rich kids, after- their bitches and alkies.
Some people are born lucky, they go to cedar crest highschool
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The Best Elementary school in the entire Kent School District during the 2014 - 2016 time frame due to the fights that occurred, the funny things that happened during class, and the majority of students who were 4th - 6th grade during that time, are now considered “lit” in middle school and high school. Those who didn’t go there are imagining how fun it must’ve been and those who went to that school during that time period are wishing that it never ended.
“Bro, in 6th grade you should’ve went to Cedar Valley Elementary School back in 2016. We had all the lit people over there.”
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The act of being a douche or slut and being placed on the douchebag or slut list. Also the act of being an insensitive asshole and blaming an innocent girl and making her cry because you are a douchebag.
Person 1: Did you hear about the cedar cliff douchebag list?
Person 2: Yeah, its funny because its true!
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the cedar creek crew is a conglomerate of highly schizophrenic (awesome) individuals who are currently playing the popular tactical shooter "counter-strike : global offensive", though not in the way you'd expect. the cedar creek crew opt for a more fast paced version of gameplay called "high autism manuevers such as a high understanding of the games overall movement mechanics, ability to abuse some of them and overall, look sick as fuck while doing them. These people are pretty cool and (probably) pretty hot too!
"brooo those guys are from cedar creek crew!, they creekin fr fr"
"dawg im creeked off the air molecules rn"
"yoooo, hes fuckin creekin"
A place where memories are made. Your home away for home. You live 10-4-2. So many memories are created from going to beading, having ur first hook up, attempting to bunk hop, star gaze, rainy days in the dome, athletics night, boys, friends, boys, counsoler's and so many more. Life w out camp is like life w out oxygen. We live for camp and we wonder what our lives would be like w out camp and our best friends. Remember the last time you had the most fun then times that by 10, and then times that by 200 and that's how much fun cedar lake is. Forget about the rules just have the time of ur life bc sooner or later your boyfriend will break up w u, camp will be over , u will move up a division, then go to tac, and after that there's no where to go except down. Ofc being a counsoler is fun too, u get to be the boss of kids, but ur child years are over, it's really hard to hook up with ur guys bc they r on OD or sick in the infermery, ur years are over, so make these the ones to remember. That's it for now but just know cedar lake camp is not a really known camp u could find at sweats appeal or Lesters or dennys but it is home to many and we could never imagine life with out it❤
Cedar lake camp our home away from home
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In the event of a soiree or social gathering, the Cedar City Steamroller can be accomplished by finding someone who has passed out on the floor, having party-goers one by one defacate next to the unconscious individual, and rolling the unfortunate sap through the fecal matter.
Derek puked all over the floor and then passed out, so we gave him a Cedar City Steamroller.
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